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  <title>Nighteyes Muses</title>
  <subtitle>... and is a self-important asshole</subtitle>
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  <updated>2009-04-11T16:22:24Z</updated>
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    <title>Too much what?</title>
    <published>2009-04-11T16:22:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-11T16:22:24Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">So my son is talking with his friend on the phone and he says "Yeah, too much ass."&lt;br /&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;....&lt;br /&gt;I'm like "What did you say?  Too much what?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He leans over the phone , looks at me and enunciates "aaaaaassssssssss"&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;No way!  Right?&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;So I let him finish and after he is done I call him over and say "I still didn't hear you, you said too much what?"&lt;br /&gt;"ass"&lt;br /&gt;"What is the context of this?"&lt;br /&gt;"Well, my friend was talking about a movie he saw, that was not for kids." (uh oh) "and this guy said 'Here's your ticket' and he just went in. HAHAHAHAHA" (oh crap) " and he went in and saw it and was all covering his eyes and like AAAAAH  NOOOO AHHHHHH, so I said too much Ahhhhhs!"&lt;br /&gt;whew</content>
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    <title>Annnnnnnnnnd LOCKED!</title>
    <published>2006-04-20T15:43:11Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-20T18:05:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My journal is friends-locked only.  If you'd like to be included as a friend, just leave me a message here and I'll probably add ya.</content>
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