So my son is talking with his friend on the phone and he says "Yeah, too much ass."
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I'm like "What did you say? Too much what?"

He leans over the phone , looks at me and enunciates "aaaaaassssssssss"
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No way! Right?
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So I let him finish and after he is done I call him over and say "I still didn't hear you, you said too much what?"
"ass"
"What is the context of this?"
"Well, my friend was talking about a movie he saw, that was not for kids." (uh oh) "and this guy said 'Here's your ticket' and he just went in. HAHAHAHAHA" (oh crap) " and he went in and saw it and was all covering his eyes and like AAAAAH NOOOO AHHHHHH, so I said too much Ahhhhhs!"
whew